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    Do you know the symbol for nobellium? I'm betting the answer is No.
     
    Dragonslayer314, August 14, 2013
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    is your dad a baker? because you've got nice buns ;)
     
    sliferkiller, August 20, 2013
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    Two chemists walk in to a bar. One asks for h20. The other chemist asks for h20, too. The second chemist dies.

    A neutron eats at restaurant. Before the waiter brings him the bill he sneaks out, free of charge.

    A proton goes to a job interview. At the end the interviewer says, "I like you. You give off a real positive vibe."
     
    maxwell25937, August 20, 2013
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    Why is helium, curium, and berium called the 3 healing elements? Because of you can't heal''um, or cur'um, then you'll have to beri'um.
     
    moneymankillz, August 20, 2013
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
     
    Majora_Unmasked, August 27, 2013
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    This joke...


    ...it doesn't belong here.
     
    LupusOmegaX, August 27, 2013
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    Here's a joke: KiddieWish.

    Am I funny? No? ok.
     
    KiddieWish, October 29, 2013
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    Why the skeletons does not cross the streets?

    Because they have no balls!
     
    keven977, October 31, 2013
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    I think it's "They have no guts", guy... xD
     
    Majora_Unmasked, October 31, 2013
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    A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.
    Ten years later, he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.
    The snail says, ‘What the heck was that all about?’
     
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    One time, while a lady was babysitting, she got a call. The person calling said, "I am the viper." Weirded out, she hangs up. Later, she gets another call, and the same person says "I am the viper, I am coming to your house." She starts to panic. One last call: "I am the viper. I am at your door." Knife in hand, she opens the door. There was an old man, who said, "I am the viper. I have come to vash your vindows."
     
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    Grave digging.... To the EEXXTTRRREEEMMEE
     
    Tallpines, March 11, 2014
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    A guy walks into a bar. you think he would have seen it.

    How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? Pull down it's genes.
     
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    Oh. Oh. Oh. That's just-oh good lord. That's just bad on so many levels.
     
    super_soup, March 22, 2014
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    A bear walks in to a bar and then the bartender says why the bear look

    so theres two atoms in a bar and one says to another "I think I've lost an electron" the other says "are you shure?" the other says "I'm positive" (BTW this is a joke from fallout)

    whats brown and sticky










    A stick
     
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    Why is the #88 Nascar sprint cup driver so popular?, because he has Earnhardt.

    How can a dot show directions? because it is a decimal point.

    We all can make time, save time, waste time, spare time, use time wisely, and still wonder where the time went when were done.
     
    Hallideadly, July 17, 2015
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    donald trump
     
    Majora_Unmasked, July 17, 2015
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    When a thread this bad dies, it should stay dead. Locked.
     
    Sephronia, July 17, 2015
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