Comments on Profile Post by heinz_gruber

Im excited about our date too! thanks for sharing with everyone Bae!

ive been like an excited puppy since i woke up, and she didnt sleep very well last night because was so excited lol.

Thanks folks wish me luck

Congrats to you Heinz, you finally got into a relationship. Didn't know someone like you could get a date. (Air horn intensifies from roast)

my guess is you met her on tumblr under the "Triggered Feminist" section. Perfect Match! Congratz!

how did you know floyd? yeah i google searched triggered and rekt feminists and she was the top hit, she weighs 400 pounds and looks like a snorlax, and she keeps hate speech out of her campus.

hey sharpy, thanks dude, you are a true bro and i appreciated your roast xD

Yeah people like me dont have any problem getting dates, trouble is i am so awesome the women will often feel unworthy and let me go on to pursue happier times.

Uh huh, sure...