Comments on Profile Post by Qazz

I'm sure you do, but there is no reason to tell everyone :O

I'm just gonna nope my way out of here. kthx.

Why not stay awhile..I've been expecting you.

Psssh. Sure you have.

Oh I have..Now sit..stay awhile enjoy yourself would you like something to drink?

I don't trust you making my drinks. I might wake up in a windowless room in an unknown location. As for sitting, I'll stand, thank you.

But i have this nice comfy couch for you to sit on..Would be rude for you to get invited to my home and not take a seat.

I never said I was a nice person, now did I?

Well maybe you should of told me that before I invited you to my home!

Well fine! Sheesh. I'll sit on your friggin' couch. *sits skeptically*

Good now that you're sitting down.. Finally..Would you like something to drink.

Hah. Sure. Surprise me.

A wonderful friendship will begin after you drink this magical drink.

Just remember your own words.
"I don't like jail"
*chugs*

Hope it tastes good..Now shall we watch some tv and chill out..Like good friends would.

Uh huh. And what do you suggest we watch "oh powerful one"?

Whatever your heart desires.

*rolls eyes* Whatever

You still seem tense..I think you need more of this amazing drink and just chill and watch whatever you want.

Your eagerness to offer me a drink is concerning.

Pshh..I treat all of my guest to my signature drink.

"Pssh..I treat all of my (female underaged) guests to my signature drink."

Enough crazy talk..Lets just watch some tv and hang out like normal friends would do.

Normal friends. Right. Okay.

See you're coming around to it..Think about it..being friends with me..I mean you're already in my home..on my couch..drinking my drink..On a normal day..and two normal friends.

Because that's what friends do, right?

Exactly! See we both have the same things on our minds..Just like friends.

Well that was an enjoyable conversation, vivid images and you never know whats about to happen next!