Forum Game STOP! Zombie Apocalypse!

Well isnt that just the same thing?

 

Fan: Keep me warm during hottest days, I could also add a battery and razors to make a zombie slashing machine.
Xmas tree: Dunno, maybe I could lure zombie Santa or something.
Bottle of Whiskey: The best thing here! Sterilize wounds/tools, make fire, valuable trade commodities, or I could drink it... I'd probably drink it.
Battery free lantern: Very useful, but Minecraft taught me not to go out of home by night.
My bro: Hmmm... I'd give him half the Whiskey and use him to distract zombies while I get out.

EDIT: I'd totally drink it.

 

To the left of me I have:
A beanie. Keeping warm in style, aw yeah!
Crayons. Write emergency messages.
Glue. Setting traps?
A simpsons comic. Entertainment.
A dictionary. Learn about words like "brains" and "im gonna die"

 

After my right handed items being reasonable, my left handed ones are quite useless:

1: Empty drink-milk carton, reminding me to clean my room properly soon xD.
2: An empty ice tea bottle, same as above.
3: Curtains: They will make excellent camouflage items, aswell as blankets.
4: My windows: Glass vs zombie, except that'll have to risk my knuckles to smash them and it's double glass.
5: Space heater: It's metal, but it's stuck.

I will probably injure myself trying to make weapons out of my space heater and/or curtains. The rest is useless. I will once again die.

 

I am on a different computer in an office so new things -

1. A book with calculator, smack it out the way
2. An office chair use it like a vechile to roll out the room and down the corridor to run away
3. A laptop quickly research how to survive or smack the zombie

 

4 and5???

 

sorry had to go when was typing it so I left it at that but later I try remember what else there was and edit it

 

you dont need 4 and 5, 5 is just the max

 

1) Bookshelf: weapon to throw books at zombies
2) My dog: to keep my company
3) Mini fridge: food and beverages
4) Telescope: to look if there are any zombies
5) My annoying sister: distraction for zombies or zombie bait
btw this sonic1259

 

*quickly looks at my right* glad I was sitting here..

1- Pipe and Tobacco to calm myself down so I don't have to kill EVERYONE in the apocalypse.
2- Lighter to light my pipe and to produce any needed fire/light.
3- Twelve Gauge Shotgun (Loaded), explains itself also the reason why the southern states of the United States wouldn't be completely infested.
4- Root Beer the drink of champions and the quencher of my thirst.
5- Some Scissors, hey a zombie busts in my room, I'll take a jab at driving those sharp scissors into its skull.

 

1) Bed = Sleep and launch at zombies "improvise dude"
2) Pillows = Have a quick pillow fight to get hyped for the apocalypse.
3) Duvet = Camo from other survivors...
4) Mirror = To reflect the zombies and make em eat em selves nom nom!
5) Wooden sword from Warwick Castle = Decoration which will comfort me! Use as a weapon? What a silly idea...
6) Samsung SIII = To play cut the rope when i'm bored.
7) Flip flops and ATC beret = Style in the apocalypse
8) Longstrike = To scare Survivors.
9) My stash of pokemon figures = When in doubt "POKEMON"
10) And to end it my most trust worthy and completly realistic, 100% legit working, bottomless clip and signed by Rich'y:
My porter's Ray Gun

 

Shovel and backpack for a lot of food

 

Duct tape with a moustache pattern on it. I can tape a zombies mouth with it. He won't be able to bite, and I will be entertained.
USB cord. I can strangle zombies
My mom. She will make the zombies do chores.
2 cameras. I can make youtube videos of my zombie apocalypse setup and how to kill zombies with usb cords.
A sharp sign with a hole in it. I can tie the USB cord to it to use as a long distance knife thing that I can swing at the zombies.

I'm prepared lol

 

A chair: Blunt weapon
A table: barrier
A lighter: For light
Shoes: For running
A camera: For capturing those memorable moments!

 

This is stupid but i want to say something...since the earth is a sphere and you kept walking to your right, you would eventually end up on the left side of where u started so...there's a loop hole for u!

 

Radiator: To keep me warm
Chair: To sit in
T.V.: To laugh at all of the people who thought the world was going to end yesterday.
Dog: Attatch it to a stick and use it as a wepon just incase....
Nuff said

 

Decided to sit in my room this time
Blankets: Warmth, camo, tent
4-inch survival knife: Cutting stuph, wepon, something to derp around with
marshmelow gun w/marshmelows: Entertainment, making zombies mad, Filtering water?
large metal ball magnet thingy: Throw-able wepon, bowling (lol?), foottrap, distraction
Solar Powered "That Was Easy Button" (I think its solar powah'd): to press it when I completed a challange. annoying other survivours, distraction, entertainment, to amaze other people.

 

IDK if this counts, but i'm in my parents room watching TV and there's a dresser full of things.

Pistol with eagle on side- Weapon
6" Blade- Weapon
Emergency Kit- Food, Water, Warmth, Protection, Batteries, Flashlights.
My Uncle's ( He's dead) old policeman stuff and my dads (he's alive) old army stuff its all in a box in the closet - Weapons, Protection, Clothing, Army container of ammo
Radio/Walkie Talkie/CV- Communication* this is actually part of the emergency kit i just wanted to stress it.
Older Brother- Ally, Human Shield, Decoy

If your wondering want stuff is in the policeman/army box here you go:
Pistol
Shotgun
a 12x18x6 box of Ammo
bulletproof vest
bulletproof leggings
facemask
gas mask
nightstick
20 live grenades
walkie talkies
brass knuckles
army helmet
badges
grappling hook
rope
wire (the thing that records and the thing that recieves it)
tapes

The emergency kit:
A bunch of can food
a bunch of water
a bunch of dehydrated food/milk
4 flashlights
20 8-packs of batteries
that radio i mentioned
spare keys to all the cars
thermal cover
thermal suits
one of those bottles that sprays and has a fan
3 first aid kits
a family photo
books about disasters (ironically no zombies)
5 sleeping bags
and the bag its in can act as a shield

 

OMG your actually prepared but in a zombie apocalypse guns aren't the best idea as they will attract the zombies

 

1.airsoft gun collection with plenty of metal and plastic bbs: weapon conserve ammo
2.my entertainment center: ... pretty obivious
3. oatmeal :food
4. golf club set: melee weapons
5.my gun safe full of guns: but no ammo